Last Saturday was one of these days, I for the first time ever, went to a chiropractor. Now you need to understand that I have been to at least four orthopedic surgeons and all they do is hurt me and they don’t fix the problem. The first didn’t diagnose the full extent of my injuries correctly, the next said all looked fine, the third botched my Knee Op and the Forth told me I was a good candidate for a Knee replacement. So I tend to stay clear of anyone who thinks they going to get near my knee.
But for months Clark Kent has been trying to convince me to see his chiropractor so I finally made a deal, if I went to see his chiro he would go and have correct innersoles made for his running shoes (because he basically runs on his ankles, thanks to his wicked pronating feet)… So Saturday morning rolled around and I found myself at the chiropractors doorstep. FUCK. Not my happy face to say the least, but yes I was going through with it.
Well I made it out alive people! And here I am to tell the tale… I was pleasantly surprised although nervous as all hell.
Doc Rub-a-Dub was great he explained everything to me and promised he wasn’t going to twist and turn me or hurt me. Apparently it is all about neurological alignment and such. Doc Rub-a-Dub practices a technique called NeuroImpulse Protocol (N.I.P) ‘it is through a highly sophisticated integration of precise chiropractic assessment techniques and detailed neurological examination he can locate the right location to adjust. These adjustments can be to your spine, pelvis, limbs or cranium and once made you will feel increased range of movement, muscle strength and a nervous system working free of interference.’
Yeah… Doctor mumbo jumbo right… basically he finds out where you have a problem and traces it back to the neurological source or something like that. Then using pressure points or whatever and fixes you.
I must say I was well impressed, and left feeling completely aligned and with no pain… the catch is going back to maintain such perfect alignment which has been skewed over the past 26years… because you see we are all onions and need to be peeled back one layer at a time.
So if you keen to take the plunge and get your self neurologically aligned (which is great for athletes of all kinds) check out his website and give it a bash.
~PS: Clark Kent best you be making that appointment….~
Waiting for Doc Rub a Dub to hook me up with the Digits then definitely!
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